So, uh, I just fucked my best friend’s mom. Listen, I know that sort of makes me a shitty friend, but like, how was I supposed to give up the chance to fuck her when she was pulling her tits out in front of me?! I came over to their house, thinking he’d be there. It was storming out, so I was soaked. But only his mom was home, and she offered to throw my wet clothes in the dryer. When I came out of the bathroom, she was only wearing her underwear. My god, she looked so fucking fine. Her tits were ten out of ten, easily, and she bit her lip, giving me this look that screamed “you better fuck me right now.” I was totally love-struck. She didn’t even care that I was a virgin – if anything, that only turned her on more. On her ex-husband’s bed, I had her on her back, purple underwear pushed to the side, I ate her out, savoring those sweet juices. I wasn’t nervous at all – she taught me everything I needed to know about pleasing an older woman. When I couldn’t hold my load any longer, I busted the biggest load I’ve ever busted, covering her perfect tits with my cream. My friend can never know, but I hope I get to fuck his mom again…